While I was at work today I found myself squinting to make out a warning label on a can of paint stripper. Why is it that the writing on these labels is so incredibly small? Of course my glasses were not on my head but in my locker, so I had to pull a George Castanza and squint. That is odd don’t you think. No, not the Seinfeld reference but that the instructions on how NOT to harm yourself would be almost illegible without a magnifying glass. I don’t get it.